SKINCIPAL – Wednesday’s Wordapod
So, what would you call the head of a school operated by a nudist colony?
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SKINCIPAL
Skincipal (n) – the director or headmaster/headmistress of a school that is part of a nudist colony
Who Knew…?
You would think that skincipals would be chosen because of their good looks, but that is only partially true. In a 2013 survey conducted by Buff Educators Weekly, both students and teachers of nudist colonies were recently polled to ascertain, “What are the qualities you admire most in a good skincipal?”
Below were the qualities mentioned, from most to least important:
- Solid, but fair, discipline
- Innovative, with high academic standards
- Valuing the students’ and teachers’ individuality
- Lack of body hair (women) and rashes (men)
- Encouraging team sports
- Honoring the school’s Formal Friday dress code (generally, bowties for men, and high heels for ladies)
- Enforcing Zero Flatulence policies
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HAIKUGAR – Wednesday’s Wordapod
So, what would you call a woman who is heavily into younger men who recite 17-syllable poetry?
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HAIKUGAR
Haikugar (n) – a woman who is aggressively into younger men that recite haiku
Observation
The term cougar is a fairly recent one coined to describe a woman who preys on younger men. This fact has me wondering:
- Why a cougar, and not a mountain lion, catamount or puma?
- Is this term pejorative for women? If not, then what is the male counterpart called?
Who Knew…?
Lisa Primstuffel started a club in her native Honolulu called Hawaiian Haikugars on the Prowl. As she explains, “I see nothing derisive about the term. We are a group of refined ladies who know what we want—20-something boys, or the right 30-something men, to read us 17-syllable romantic poetry while we wine and dine them. Is there something wrong with that?”
What can be better
Haikugars on the rampage
Oh no, I’m married
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TALIBANJO – Wednesday’s Wordapod
So, what would you call the toe-tapping music played by Islamic fundamentalists?
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TALIBANJO
MACAPHONEY – Wednesday’s Wordapod
So, what would you call a bogus dish of pasta?
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MACAPHONEY
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