Monthly Archives: August 2014

Crap I Think of While Mowing the Lawn – #17

(other than This Lawn Looks Like Crap)

 

Interesting, if not always deep, thoughts often pop into my head while I’m doing battle with my lawn. And yes, I do battle with a non-gas, non-electric, old-fashioned push mower. An actual reel mower. And my mind tends to think of some semi-interesting crap while I push along.

Mower and Statesman

 

Welcome to Volume 17 of Crap I Think of While Mowing the Lawn.

 

SHOW ME THE…WHAT?!

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PUBLIC-SEE – The Wednesday Wordapod

So, what would YOU call the opposite of privacy?

Wordapodia, Vol. 1

 

If you like “Public-see” (a brand new Wordapod), you really need to pick up a copy of Wordapodia, Volume One: An Encyclopedia of Real Fake Words, where you will find more than 250 creative, fun Wordapods.

 

Public-see

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Crap I Think of While Mowing the Lawn – #16

Crap I Think of While Mowing the Lawn

Volume 16

(other than This Lawn Looks Like Crap)

 

Interesting, if not always deep, thoughts often pop into my head while I’m doing battle with my lawn. And yes, I do battle with a non-gas, non-electric, old-fashioned push mower. An actual reel mower. And my mind tends to think of some semi-interesting crap while I push along.

Mower and Statesman

Welcome to Volume 16 of Crap I Think of While Mowing the Lawn.

 

SENSITIVE?! WHO…ME?!

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LACTATORSHIP – The Wednesday Wordapod

So, what would YOU call a (mythical) repressive form of government that forces every citizen to drink milk?

Wordapodia, Vol. 1

 

If you like “Lactatorship”, you really need to pick up a copy of Wordapodia, Volume One: An Encyclopedia of Real Fake Words, where you will find more than 250 other creative, fun Wordapods.

Lactatorship

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Crap I Think of While Mowing the Lawn – #15

 

(other than This Lawn Looks Like Crap)

 

Interesting, if not always deep, thoughts often pop into my head while I’m doing battle with my lawn. And yes, I do battle with a non-gas, non-electric, old-fashioned push mower. An actual reel mower. And my mind tends to think of some semi-interesting crap while I push along.

Mower and Statesman

 

Welcome to Volume 15 of Crap I Think of While Mowing the Lawn.

 

WANTING TO KEEP IT LIGHT, BUT…

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BOROFORM – The Wednesday Wordapod

So, what would YOU call any speech or event that practically bores you to death?

Wordapodia, Vol. 1

If you like Boroform, you really need to pick up a copy of Wordapodia, Volume One: An Encyclopedia of Real Fake Words, where you will find more than 250 other creative, fun Wordapods.

 

Boroform

Boroform (n)any speech or event that bores and/or annoys someone to the point of paralysis

 

Sample Sentence:  I tried to watch the political debate, but the deadly dull exchanges served as a kind of boroform.

 

Mastering the Wordapod

Which of the following—given the above definition—would you consider to be the most powerful type of boroform for you?

 

  • Political Debate
  • College Lecture
  • Romantic Comedy
  • Auto Racing
  • Bowling
  • Yard Work
  • Shopping
  • Talking With Your Spouse
  • Reality TV show
  • Your job

 

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CRAP I THINK OF WHILE MOWING THE LAWN – #14

Crap I Think of While Mowing the Lawn

(other than This Lawn Looks Like Crap)

 

Interesting, if not deep, thoughts often pop into my head while I’m doing battle with my lawn. And yes, I do battle with a non-gas, non-electric, old-fashioned push mower. An actual reel mower. And my mind tends to think of some semi-interesting crap while I push along.

 

Welcome to Volume 14 of Crap I Think of While Mowing the Lawn.

Mower and Statesman

FEELING MY AGE…THE DREADED SPEED LIMIT

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