Monthly Archives: May 2015

WHOREBINGER – The Wednesday Wordapod

Today’s (The Wednesday) Wordapod may be regarded as seasonal, or at least timely. This one is also new, and not one of the 250-plus wordapods featured in Wordapodia, Volume One.

 Whorebinger

Whorebinger (n)one who is given to indulging frequently in paid romantic encounters Continue reading

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COWTERIZE – The Wednesday Wordapod

Today’s (The Wednesday) Wordapod was suggested by my brother Josh, with an assist from my niece Rachelle. This one is hot off the press, and not one of the 250-plus wordapods featured in Wordapodia, Volume One.

 

Cowterize

Cowterize (v)to burn the skin or flesh of a domestic bovine animal in order to stop a serious infection

Please Note:  One can cowterize domestic bovines verbally, but it wouldn’t be advised — for either medical or ethical reasons.

Sample Sentence:  When Elsie was suffering from a bad wound in her rear flank, Farmer Schmegeggie cowterized it with an electrically charged wire.

Also, Please Note:  The practice of electrocautery is frowned upon by some bovine lovers. Frankly, I am more concerned about those who smile upon this practice.

 

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My new book, HOT ICE CREAM: Inspiring Life Lessons from Our Children is now available, and discounted thru May 31.

 

3 GREAT WAYS TO BUY HOT ICE CREAM:

 

  1. Buy it directly from Create Space– for now, at a great discount. Hot Ice Cream lists at $14.95; punch in discount code WF88WA3Q and save $4 per copy!

 

  1. For personalized, signed copies, please send a check for just $15 per copy (this covers shipping to anywhere in the US) directly to the author:  Matt Goldberg, 1 Saddle Lane, Cherry Hill, NJ 08002. Please include any special instructions if applicable. Please send just $10 for each additional copy: $25 for two books, $35 for three, etc.

 

  1. Purchase it on amazon.com.  Amazon may run their own promos, but there is no direct discount code to apply.

Please contact Matt via matt@tipofthegoldnberg.com for all questions and requests for book orders, fiundraising ideas, speaking engagements and media requests.

A Kindle version is planned for mid-May, 2015.

 

 

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